new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So much Jack, so little girl.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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