I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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