she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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