i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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