I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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