Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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