why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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