My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
false alarm. still invincible.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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