thus making me awesome and them whores
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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