Moan for me like Helen Keller
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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