I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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