Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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