Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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