So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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