I'm eating all of the evidence.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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