You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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