no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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