Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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