woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
