sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hippo gnu deer
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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