you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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