so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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