I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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