Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart