guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.