Me. At least after what I've been through.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.