if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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