Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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