Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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