i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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