Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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