Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
is that a dick in a sweater?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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