it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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