it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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