My room smells like vodka and shame
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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