i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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