The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Someone signed my nipple.
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