butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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