my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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