god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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