I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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