Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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