Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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