I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
