Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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