hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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