Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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