escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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