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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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