i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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