I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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