I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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