That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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