how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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