it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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