redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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