one two three fourrrrnication!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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