Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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