she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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