Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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